1.) WordPress.com apparently enjoys capitalizing titles incorrectly. But I forbear.
2.) The paper on Juliet is not going quite well — maybe I should have writing about 1 Henry IV instead.
3.) I don’t think butter and jelly mix well.
Buttery jellyish toast is not amazing. I don’t know why people would do that. You can either have buttery toast or jellyish toast. Well, actually, you can have whatever the hell you want. But I don’t. It’s gross to have it all greasy, but sweet, at the same time. What else is greasy and sweet? Nothing good. Oh wait, no. Funnel cakes are damn good. But that is beside the point.
But the texture of jelly after it is on butter — and the very color of it all — is just quite … repulsive. I mean, I guess it depends on the original color of the jelly — but think raspberry color + butter. It is = shit.
I really just don’t want to write this fucking paper. And I really just want to write on it “butter + jelly = bad.” Basically “Romeo + Juliet = bad.” Wouldn’t that be scholarly. Actually, I just don’t know what the hell I’m writing about anymore. I have an outline, and it should be helpful, but it is not.
Why the hell does anyone read this shit. And by this shit, I mean this blog, not R & J.
I’ve never even heard of butter and jelly on toast.
For serious. Butter and jelly together is gross. I don’t know why people do that…
Wtf, who eats butter with jelly? That doesn’t even sound remotely good.
I read this blog because I have no life ;___;
It’s entertaining and nicely written to boot.
I eat butter with jelly on toast and it is DELICIOUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH GOOD BYE