I like reading what people think about themselves. I go on Facebook, Myspace, or any other websites, and the first thing I read is the About Me section. Most of them are serious; people try to squeeze an entire autobiography in a tiny little paragraph. Some of them fail at trying to be funny (my Facebook’s About Me falls under this category: “I own San Francisco.”) Some of them are actually funny. I’d give examples but then I’d have to namedrop and really, this is a page about ME, not someone else.
So I don’t think I can actually write this page without being completely biased or unoriginal. And so far, it pretty much sucks. It’s not serious, funny, or anything. Man. I fail.
Whatever. I own San Francisco.
